Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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