I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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