NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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