I'm sorry my penis didn't work
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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