That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
