oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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