it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
