remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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