I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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