Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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