We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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