Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what day is it and did you see me today?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Randomize
