i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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