i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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