D3 body, D1 cock
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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