oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
