Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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