I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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