OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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