If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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