Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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