Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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