My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
