doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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