I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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