i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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