quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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