I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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