On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize