And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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