"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her facebook's as public as her vagina
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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