summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Drunk is not a location!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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