I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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