is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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