She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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