If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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