I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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