Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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