fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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