dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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