i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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