his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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