Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
