I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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