I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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