we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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