good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
