But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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