Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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