I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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