dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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