i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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