He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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